Here Are All The Ridiculous Weapons Seized at Gillette Stadium’s Winter Classic

Which one’s your favorite?

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As the Montreal Canadiens laid the smackdown on the Boston Bruins at the 2016 Winter Classic in Foxborough, Massachusetts on Friday, hockey fans were engaged in a little New Year’s competition of their own: Who can bring the most ridiculous weapon to a extremely crowded (and likely boozy) sporting event?

A katana. A meat cleaver. Is that a tiny crossbow? Good God, people, why? 

It’s worth noting that all of these were seized in the Gillette Stadium employee parking lot. We can only imagine what turned up elsewhere.

h/t Deadspin

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Jared Keller