Your Post-Presidential Debate Drinking Game!
Enjoy the next 48 hours of media circle-jerking with a drinking game sure to get you blotto (or dead!)
Enjoy the next 48 hours of media circle-jerking with a drinking game sure to get you blotto (or dead!)
One Drink
Anytime someone mentions “Binders.”
Anytime someone mentions “Women-binders.”
Anytime someone mentions “Women back-to-school binders on sale exclusively at Wal-Mart.”
Two Drinks
For every use of the verbs “Blown,” “Mount,” “Poll,” and “Hulkamania” in reference to anything that isn’t Hulk Hogan’s sex tape.
If anyone asks a clearly barely literate teenager what they think of possible tariffs on Chinese-made iPhones, iPads and all those cool gadgets those crazy kids use to sext message each other.
Three Drinks
If anyone says “AK-47%.”
For every cut-away to that dude in the town hall who was clearly in a diabetic coma.
If your twitter feed has a Mister Oil, Gas or Coal in it.
Finish Drink
Anytime you see in the print or online headline “Please Proceed.”
Any lame fat jokes about debate moderator Candy Crowley (c’mon people, her name is “Candy.” It’s like taking…candy from a baby also named candy who happens to have very little upper body strength and…).
Finish Your Drink, Laugh Maniacally, and Crush and/or Smash Your Beer On Your Head
If in response to any statement you say, “Yours is bigger.”
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