If you've never been to CES, imagine crossing a Best Buy the size of your town with a circus and then dropping acid before visiting for a week. It's a great setting for seeing the promise of future technology. It's also the perfect place to spot some of the weirdest products to be conceived. To give you a sense of it, we've rounded up a smattering of stuff that struck us as odd in some way as we strolled the two million square feet of exhibit space in Las Vegas. Believe us, this barely does justice to the bizarro land that is CES.