The ‘DadBag’ Fanny Pack Will Give You the Beer Gut You Never Knew You Needed

Can you stomach it?

We’re all for transforming our junk into a vicious wolverine or roaring grizzly bear with badass animal print boxers. But would you wear a fanny pack emblazoned with the image of a hairy gut? 

British art designer Albert Pukies thinks so. He’s devised the DadBag, which combines the convenience offered by waist pouches with the absurdly hilarious aesthetic of a middle-aged man’s bulging beer belly. 

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Speaking to London’s Metro, Pukies described his motives for bringing the wild creation to fruition. 

“I made the DadBag because I’m desperate to have a dad bod but I’m also very concerned about the health risks associated with it.” Makes sense. 

“The solution is quite simple, a bumbag with a proper dad belly printed on it. Now I can put on a dad bod whenever I feel like it and even store my valuables in it.”

Six different styles are listed on the DadBag website. Obviously, we just had to include them all below: 

1. The Allen 

2. The Derek 

3. The Magnus 

4. The Bobby 

5. The Wolfgang 

6. The Sherman 

Unfortunately, the DadBag isn’t on the market yet, as Pukies is still looking for investors. But since the product’s Instagram page went up five days ago, over 8,000 people have clicked that “Follow” button. 

Hopefully, it’s only a matter of time before we get our hands on the one of kookiest fashion statements we’ve ever seen. 

h/t: USA Today