The Northeast Corridor is bracing for the worst as Winter Storm Juno pirouettes northward like a dervish with dandruff. In New York, ad execs have rushed back to their village boltholes. In Boston, jersey-wearers are huddling for warmth in Irish pubs. In Connecticut, people are wondering what's happening in New York and Boston. The one thing that we know is that we don't know what's about to happen, which means it's time to get prepared.
Here's what you'll be needing to thrive when the power goes out - or in the post-apocalyptic world we'll inherit after angry fliers delayed at JFK decide to lay waste to civilization.