Nothing says "so in right now" like a bunch of old LPs. It's time to join the 21st century (although not in a cool or fun "flying cars" kind of way, admittedly). Today, Rotocade has got the hookup on the LP player that converts your records to CDs: the Ion Profile LP Vinyl Archiving Record Player. If you've got some classic Buddy Holly on vinyl, invite your own Peggy Sue over and listen to it while burning that old dusty sound onto a CD to give to your Gramps to rock out to in his Lincoln Town Car. Then laugh at him for still listening to CDs and make yourself some sweet-ass playlists. In other words, if you buy this, you will be the hippest thing since the all-over avoidance of the words "hip" and "hipster." The girls will love you, and if not, you'll score mega points with your parents' parents (cha-ching!).