This Insane Self-Defense Tool Hides In Your Hat

Melding the worlds of style and ass-kicking.

Sometimes, instead of “why?”, it’s better to ask yourself “why not?” This is the case with the Gotcha Self-Defense Tool. Designed in collaboration with martial arts expert Yaron Hanover, this stealthy weapon means you can be packing protection where your assailant least expects it. Constructed from a reinforced durable polymer composite, this ergonomically-inclined tool features easy-to-grip prongs that will rip chunks out of an attacker’s face with very little trouble. Watch it make quick work of this watermelon.

It sits patiently in the brim of the accompanying cap, waiting for you to whip it out and strike. Pick one up and terrify people everywhere for just $40 from Amazon.