If You Want to Officially Own Summer, It's Time to Splurge on This Hot Tub Boat

Ever been in the water while on the water?
Screen Shot 2017-07-07 at 10.27.56 AM

The cool toy geniuses at Hammacher Schlemmer are offering another item you didn't know you couldn't live without, like this miniature monster truck. It is an electric boat with a built-in hot tub that lets you simultaneously cruise and soak.

Screen Shot 2017-07-07 at 10.28.52 AM

The boat runs for as long as ten hours on a charge, at a speed of 5 mph using its 24-volt electric motor and you steer it using a joystick.

Screen Shot 2017-07-07 at 10.28.13 AM

Meanwhile, your mighty sailing vessel contains a 4' x 8' (the same area as a sheet of plywood) pool that is two feet deep and stays at a toasty 104 degrees thanks to a diesel-fueled boiler.

Screen Shot 2017-07-07 at 10.28.31 AM

This provides capacity for 2,100 lbs. of water and six adult bathers/boaters.

Screen Shot 2017-07-07 at 10.29.36 AM

To get the party started, there's a waterproof stereo system with two 50-watt speakers.

Screen Shot 2017-07-07 at 10.29.11 AM

This looks like the best $42,000 you will ever spend. It definitely beats floating with girls in the swamped cockpit of that Sunfish sailboat, soaking in lukewarm sun-heated water back in the day.