How To Put Out a Fire With a Motorcycle

This YouTube video is an expert lesson in Down South firefighting.

For us Southerners, so-called “modern conveniences” can never quite compare to doing things the old-fashioned way. While y’all Northern folk are a bit big for your britches with your bootless “fire safety” regulations, we Southerners proudly put out fires with whatever tools are at our disposal.

Attesting to this Southern enterprise, one of our noble brethren, who goes by “Uncle Mullet” on YouTube, released an educative video of how to stamp out a fire by riding over it with a motorcycle. Never mind that the bike catches fire at the 16-second mark, Maxim salutes this good ol’ boy for his expert lesson in Down South firefighting. Watch and learn, kiddos.