Icebreakers
Snag this snow-slaying gear and kick Ol’ Man Winter in his frozen nuts.
Shred Sled
Got 80,000 miles on that Flexible Flyer? Time to upgrade, son. If revving Polaris’ beefy two-stroke 795 cc engine doesn’t get your man juices flowing, well, the 2011 800 Rush Pro-R’s
heated handgrips and cushy progressive-rate rear suspension definitely should. Your frostbitten mitts and tender nether bits will thank you. $11,599, polaris industries.com
Swing Blade
Whether you’re dangling off K2 or excavating an overfrosted icebox, a versatile climbing tool is clutch. The serrated Petzl Ergo has an adjustable handle, curved shaft (hey now!), and 1.4-pound footprint. More importantly, it is ideal for collecting frost for a well-deserved margarita. $325, petzl.com
Storm Trooper
Unlike most gear you’re hauling around, this limited-edition timepiece pulls its weight and then some. On top of the Suunto Core Extreme Edition Everest’s digital compass, thermometer,
and 29,500-foot altimeter, its barometer can predict inclement weather. Even a Sherpa with a crystal ball can’t do that! $429, suunto.com
Off the Chains
Don’t let snow spoil a kick-ass ride. With its 3.8-inch tires, Surly’s Pugsley Complete nine-
speed has more traction than a monster truck and more components than a racecar: Ritchey headset, Hussefelt crank set, Shimano drive train. And heavy-duty disc brakes for stopping on the slick stuff. $1,550, surlybikes.com
Outer Limits
Why double-bag if you don’t have to? The North Face’s Kishtwar soft shell is sewn with Polartec Power Shield Pro, a breathable, flexible material that’s essentially water-, wind-, and frostproof. No other reinforcements necessary. $279, thenorthface.com
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