Paddles? You don't need no stinking paddles to have a blast—or just get from Point A to B—on any body of water. With a 15 horsepower engine, the Lampuga Boost electric surfboard can zip you along whatever waterway you choose, at speeds up to 34 miles per hour for up to 40 minutes.
Boasting speed and stability, it looks from the video below like you can't have much more fun on surfboard:
This Hamburg, Germany-crafted jet surfer comes in two versions, White (about $14,000) and Carbon (roughly $17,000). They both look quite adept at either riding or just making your own waves.