The New Nerf Zeus MXV 1200 Boasts Ungodly Power

All hail the next generation of foam-coated mayhem-makers.

Boasting a velocity of 100 ft/per second, the Rival Zeus MXV-1200 is the latest release from the supreme leaders of simulated weaponry, Nerf. With a 12-round clip, you can release near non-stop foam ball mayhem (heh) upon your unwitting target. 

A foldable sight increases accuracy, while the magazine loads from either the left or right side, much to the joy of lefties everywhere. This little monster will run you $50 and will ship toward the end of August.