This New Vespa Is the Sexiest Thing on Two Wheels

If there were ever a scooter that could help you get some action, this is it.

There are a few things in life that can make you automatically more attractive to the opposite sex. While sporting a mustache is probably not one of them, driving a Vespa most certainly is. Yes, the iconic Italian scooter, made famous in movies ranging from 1953’s Roman Holiday to the recent I Love You, Man is a surefire way to capture any woman’s attention.

Now, the nearly 70-year-old company is releasing its most well equipped, sleekly styled, and technologically advanced model ever: the Vespa 946. From the stitching on the leather handle grips to the aluminum handlebars to the smooth-as-a-baby’s-butt seat (we felt it ourselves), the 946 is completely hand assembled. With an MSRP of $9,946, the 946 doesn’t come cheap, but for that sum you’ll get a totally sexy and surprisingly cutting-edge piece of rolling Italian art. Bellissimo!