These $15,000 Sex Robots Are The Weirdest Things You’ll See All Day
Are these NSFW RealDoll creations the next best thing to real women?
Do you like having sex with real live human women? No? Great! Then you’ve come to the right place.
Since the world is already rapidly approaching the apocalypse, AI engineers are just like “fuck it, might as well speed things along,” and keep coming out with increasingly strange sex robots that will end up killing us one day. If you’ve seen the hyperrealistic $10,000 Japanese sexbots that you can milk like a cow, you know what I’m talking about.
This time, US sex robot company, RealDoll, is coming out with a fabulous new creation – a sex doll that can talk dirty, sweat all over you, and has heat sensors for warmth in all the right places, if you know what I mean.
If this balmy and moist piece of machinery sounds like something you’d like to stick your dick in, you’re in luck. These babies are set to hit the market sometime next year, and will only cost you about $15,000. Totally worth it.
Matt McMullen, founder of RealDoll, says the sexy cyborgs will even be capable of letting you know when you’re doing a good job of sexually pleasing them. Because God forbid you can’t get her off. Hell hath no fury like an unsatisfied inanimate object.
“I want to have people actually develop an emotional attachment to not only the robot but the actual character behind it,” McMullen said. “To develop some kind of love for this being.” I mean, I’d rather not, but okay.
To make things even more lifelike, McMullen plans on giving his sexbots a pulse — as in the thing living humans have — so that we can all get one step closer to erasing the fine line between reality and fantasy.
Thanks, AI engineers!