The World's Craziest Swiss Army Knife Is an 82-Tool Monster - Maxim

The World's Craziest Swiss Army Knife Is an 82-Tool Monster

It's got everything.
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They say good things come in small packages, but we've never seen anything quite like this.

Victorinox, the one-and-only manufacturer of genuine Swiss Army Knives, has unleashed their coolest pocket tool yet—an 82-tool beast called the Swiss Champ XAVT.

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Packing a whopping 82 built-in functions, the list of things this folding multi-tool can’t accomplish might be shorter than what it can. Along with a whole host of normal tools (drivers, knives, wrenches, bottle openers, etc.), the Swiss Champ XAVT also features things like an on board clock, a pressurized ballpoint pen, a pharmaceutical spatula, a fish scaler, a magnifying glass, a barometer, dual thermometers and altimeters, and so much more. And, unlike the Wenger Giant (the world’s largest SAK), this one weighs just 12.3 ounces and could still reasonably fit in your pocket.

Where was this thing the other day when we were looking for a fish scaler and a pharmaceutical spatula? 

Pick one up now for $536, and never be unprepared for anything (and we do mean anything) again.