There are two things in this world that make a man feel invincible: PCP, which we obviously do not recommend, the Wilton B.A.S.H. Striking Maul, which we can’t stop caressing like an adorable killer baby. Yeah, it's not the most sensible piece of equipment (it's intended for driving railroad spikes), but sometimes a tool just needs to be heavy and able to be swung to serve a purpose. This instrument of destruction — and incredible stress reliever — has a green head made of pure drop forge steel, an Anti-Vibe neck (to reduce worker fatigue) and a reinforced handle that's up for a lifetime’s worth of testosterone-fueled demolition. Every B.A.S.H. product is backed by a $1,000 lifetime guarantee, but we’d be shocked if you put so much as a scratch on this tool as you take out your aggression on old sheds or retaining walls. [$150; wiltontools.com]
If you somehow break this steel-reinforced tool of destruction, they'll send you $1,000.