How was your New Year's Eve? Did you dress up in your finest formal wear and hit the town with your friends? Were you a gallant gentleman, ringing in 2016 with the style and poise we'd expect from a Maxim Man?
Probably not. No matter how charming that last shot of bourbon made you feel, most drunk people are the absolute worst — especially on New Year's, when anxiety and expectations only serve to heighten the potency of your cocktail.
One bouncer at the Gatsby nightclub in Ontario decided to rock a GoPro on his sleeve to show just how drunk and hopeless New Year's revelers really are. The footage was shot in 2014 and uploaded to YouTube just a few days ago, but that doesn't matter — for the drunk and and unseemly , the high-pitched shrieks of "where's my coat?!" (0:18) and "duuuuude!" (6:17) could be any day of the year.
Here's a word of advice: the bouncer is your friend. Have a drink and have a good time, but don't have an attitude.