Can’t Get a Girlfriend? Buy a Fake One!

Then, you should probably start to completely reevaluate your entire life.

Then, you should probably start to completely reevaluate your entire life.

Suddenly, fake girlfriends are the hot, new thing that guys have to have, thanks to recent revelations about Notre Dame’s Manti Te’o and The Washington Redskins setting up real relationships with fake women. The saddest part is that this is probably the first time in pro-sports history that calling an athlete’s girlfriend “fake” refers to more than just her boobs (or her personality). 

Of course, any guy who had to take their mom to the prom will tell you that getting a fake girlfriend isn’t easy, which is why a Brazilian company is trying to jump on the trend by offering a fake girlfriend for a recurring fee. Namoro Fake will hook you up with a pretend girlfriend for a certain amount of time ranging from three days to a whole month, for $10 up to $99. You can also show off your “girl” on your Facebook page: The two most expensive plans will list your pathetic name in your fake girlfriend’s status profile. They will also post “girlfriend-ish” comments on your Facebook profile pages to further drive the myth that you’re wanted and loved and, you know, not a creepy weirdo who pays people to pretend to be his girlfriend. Your fake girlfriend will even have a real profile page that will be locked so no one can destroy the fantasy you paid cold, hard cash to live in without having to dress up a mannequin you found in a department store dumpster. We’re not sure if the “girlfriend” on the other end of the deal is an actual female, but we are sure they’re trying to think of a way to charge extra for it.

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