Celebrate Chuck Norris On His Birthday With 10 Badass Memes
The legendary tough guy turns 76 today.
![Chuck Norris photo.jpg](https://www.maxim.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/chuck-norris-photo.jpg?w=788&h=444&crop=1)
On March 10 1940, the earth trembled and quaked as baby Chuck Norris, aka the strongest and most fearsome individual the earth… no, the universe… has ever seen, was delivered in the small community of Ryan, Ohio.
Today, we celebrate the 76th birthday of the Air Force veteran, expert martial artist, action movie icon and all-around badass with ten meme-ified Chuck Norris facts. Although Chuck Norris has been immortalized on the web for some time now, he didn’t need to be. Because after all, Chuck Norris is immortal.
![Chuck Norris via ebaums world 1.jpg [Photo: Ebaum's World]](https://www.maxim.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/chuck-norris-via-ebaums-world-1.jpg)
As an infant, he couldn’t even be breastfed—it was simply too dangerous to put in anything in his mouth.
![Chuck Norris 2 via facebook.jpg [Photo: Facebook]](https://www.maxim.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/chuck-norris-2-via-facebook.jpg)
The building came down on top of them. Every building Chuck Norris has ever had sex in has collapsed when he climaxed.
![Chuck Norris 3 via Blaze Press.jpg](https://www.maxim.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/chuck-norris-3-via-blaze-press.jpg)
‘Nuff said.
![Chuck Norris 4 via Pinterest.jpg](https://www.maxim.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/chuck-norris-4-via-pinterest.jpg)
Those puny dinosaurs didn’t stand a chance.
![Chuck Norris 5 via Pinterest.jpg](https://www.maxim.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/chuck-norris-5-via-pinterest.jpg)
We’re pretty sure this is written on the back of every Purell bottle.
![Chuck Norris 6 via MotorTrend.jpg](https://www.maxim.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/chuck-norris-6-via-motortrend.jpg)
True story.
![Chuck Norris 7 via Opposing Views.jpg](https://www.maxim.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/chuck-norris-7-via-opposing-views.jpg)
This has actually happened.
![Chuck Norris 11 via Testosterone Nation.jpg](https://www.maxim.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/chuck-norris-11-via-testosterone-nation.jpg)
Sorry, Jigsaw you just don’t fuck with Chuck.
![Chuck Norris 8 via Funny Pictures.jpg](https://www.maxim.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/chuck-norris-8-via-funny-pictures.jpg)
Don’t even get us started on Chuck’s non-existent tears.
![Chuck Norris 10 via Wehearit.jpg](https://www.maxim.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/chuck-norris-10-via-wehearit.jpg)
Look it up, it’s in the Constitution.