“Does This Smell Like Chloroform to You?”

Watch a video of the 100 worst pickup lines in action.

Watch a video of the 100 worst pickup lines in action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PRpHuPVYLE

In this video, some Australian dude named Adrian Van Oyen videotapes himself walking up to complete strangers and dropping 100 of the world’s most groan-inducing pickup lines. The lucky recipients pretty much universally tell him to fuck off.


The most incredible part is that he’s not even approaching these women in a bar. Silly Australians, pickup lines have no place in a civil society beyond the walls of an alcohol-serving institution! So that’s probably his first mistake. But also, these lines are fucking awful.


Many of the classics are here, along with some more creative offerings. Highlights include:

“Should I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?”


“How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?”


“Do you wanna do something that rhymes with ‘truck’?”


“You’re so selfish. You’re going to have that body your whole life. I just want it for one night.”


“Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty fucked up.”

“With great penis comes great responsibility.”

“How much would $20 get me?”

“I was just wondering if you’d like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo before I Google all over your Facebook.”


“I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.”



A knight in shining armor this guy isn’t. Although he does have some pretty sizable balls—but that’s probably just because he’s a massive dick.



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Justine Goodman