Just when you thought condoms couldn't get any sexier, this video proves that you're right. (But still, use them.)
You know how you're always losing sleep because you can't stop thinking about condoms, and how awesome they are, and how much they totally don't ruin sexy-time? Well, in honor of World AIDS Day (this Saturday, December 1), prophylactic-maker LifeStyles would like to remind you that before that rubber found a home in your 8th grade wallet, it was subject to a very thorough and high-tech QA testing process, as detailed in this bizarrely riveting video.
There are two important lessons to be learned here: First, no one who has seen this video is going to buy the old "Whoops, the condom broke!" excuse ever again. Clearly, these suckers are built to last, and unless your swimmers have teeth, they're not getting through these doors easily. Secondly, seeing how thesausage is made definitely does not make us more inclined to want to eat it, if you catch our drift.
Nevertheless, we highly recommend using protection every time you're lucky enough to find a willing sex partner. Because awkward though they may be, condoms will never be as big a mood-killer as this. Or worse, this.