How to Get Out of the Handcuffs Your Girlfriend Will Buy After Seeing Fifty Shades of Grey

Fifty Shades of Grey + Valentines Day = You’re Waking Up Handcuffed to a Bed.

With the Fifty Shades of Grey release less than 24 hours away, the world is about to undergo a sexual paradigm shift. In the UK, firefighters are bracing for a surge in “handcuff situations,” while a British DIY hardware store has instructed its 359 locations to stock up on rope, cable ties and tape in preparation for the bedlam to come. For any guy with a girlfriend and a pair of wrists – British or otherwise – the possibility of waking up the morning after Valentine’s Day handcuffed to a bedpost is very real. Unless you’d prefer to spend Sunday trying to explain yourself through a ball-gag as the boys of your local fire department liberate your naked body free from sexual bondage, you’ll want to know how to bust out of a pair of cuffs on your own. We’ve got you covered.

Step One: Remove the plastic coverings from the tips of to bobby pin.

Step Two: Straighten the bobby pin.

Step Three: Insert the bobby pin into the keyhole and bend it one way.

Step Four: Now, flip the bobby pin and bend it the other way to create an S-shape.

Step Five: Insert the bobby pin into the edge of the key hold and bend it down until you feel the jaws of the handcuff release.


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