Everything is bigger in Texas, including the marital spats.
After a mysterious squabble with his wife, a husband from Harris County, Texas was kicked to the curb—literally. After being thrown out of his home, the spurned husband—who evidently has no chill—decided to set up camp in front of his million-dollar mansion.
He’s now been living there for several months.
Neighbors tell a local Houston news crew that they’re concerned for the man, who looks very dirty and refuses to leave the premises. The wife has demanded police remove him from the property, but the home is listed under his name too, so there’s nothing they can do. A few local do-gooders have brought him blankets, only to have them snatched away by the implacable wife.
She’s even plastered the home with signs warning those who wish to help. One reads, “Kindly, DO NOT bring anything on this property. NO FOOD OR DRINKS ALSO. Getting infested with MAGGOTS. If you want to feed him, take him to your house. If you want to, you can keep him at your house.”
Let's hope this poor dude has time to shower before the makeup sex.