Maxim’s 2015 Valentine’s Day Gift Guide

Whether you’re shopping for your wife or your girlfriend or that girlfriend your wife doesn’t know about, we’ve got you covered.

Valentine’s Day is a celebration of mutually assured destruction. Whether or not you and your significant other actually want to celebrate the martyrdom of a fifth-century priest, you’ll damn well do it because that’s what every other couple you know will be doing. You can fight this system (and end up single) or just go with it. We recommend the latter approach and, as such, we recommend being careful when choosing a gift. Whatever you buy will represent the current state of your union, so take a cue from the president and keep it positive. And if you’re buying something else for someone else, keep it under your desk at work.

Here are the best presents to get this year for your wife or your girlfriend or the other woman.

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