Here They Are, the Winners of the Most Beautiful Vagina Contest

Watch the most coveted genitals in the world collect their prize.

It would be so easy to discount Brian Sloan’s sex toy empire as pure, potentially sexist, kitsch. And yet he’s made a name for himself and his products based on a brilliant marketing strategy of over-the-top, infomercial-esque  online ad campaigns. He turned heads when he announced the world’s first Vaginal Beauty Contest, where he sought out the most stunning genitals around. But a bigger project was at hand: the winners would be 3-D scanned and have their unmentionables replicated on sleeves atop his 3Fap, a toy with a mouth, a vulva, and an anus in which you can stick your junk.

Elite Daily flew to Berlin to document the scanning process, where the winners nervously but excitedly expose themselves at the mercy of Sloan’s equipment. But hey, they walked away with cash prizes, so really doesn’t everyone win?

Photos by Niko Guido

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