Science Has Found the One Simple Thing You Need To Do To Have More Sex

It’s so simple, you’ll want to start doing it A.S.A.P.


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Have you ever though how it would be great if we knew the absolute secret to having more sex? Well, guess what? We know now! And it’s pretty simple: you just need to be more generous. Your kindergarten teacher wasn’t lying when she said “sharing is caring.”

According to two studies published in the British Journal of Psychology, it was found that being a charitable person gets you all the ladies. Seriously! And it must be legit, if two separate studies confirmed it. So yeah, it’s now a genuine scientific fact that women get all emotional and horny when they find out you’re a foster dad to blind dogs, or something.

When you tell her you gave your sweater to that one-winged pigeon in NYC last fall.

In the first study, 297 single men and women were asked how much charity work they do, and how often they have sex. The results showed that the more charity work men do, the more people they have sex with in a lifetime. And the same goes for women, too! Charitably active women were found to have received more sexual attention than women who don’t give back to society.

In the second study, people were given $100, and had the choice to either keep the money, or donate part or all to charity. It was revealed that men who donated most or all of that money to charity had more sex than the greedy kin, as did charitable women. Sharing really is caring!

The only thing is, nobody’s sure if being charitable is what makes you bangable, or if you’re just more giving when you’re trying to get laid. But whatever, we know that being charitable = fuckability, and that’s all we need.

So go walk some dogs, or sing lullabies to old people in retirement homes, and just welcome all the ladies that come your way with open arms.