Here’s Who Porn Stars Are Supporting For President, In Case You Were Wondering
This information is extremely urgent and definitely important.
First off, we lied. This information isn’t urgent or important, and you definitely should not cast your vote this November based on what a porn star said about a political candidate. You shouldn’t do this for the same reason you shouldn’t whip your junk out in a crowded airport, or go bear hunting with a NERF gun. It just doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.
That said, it is quite entertaining to hear what these women have to say in this hilarious video from Woodrocket. As it turns out, the coveted voting bloc of porn actors appears to be just as politically (and intellectually) diverse as the rest of the country.
Maybe the resounding chorus of “Oh my god’s” over the existing selection of candidates that kicks off the clip will resonate with you. Or perhaps you’ll curse our two-party system as you listen to responses like, “I don’t know that it needs to be a Democrat or Republican… I just really don’t know.” You might even be taken back by the wit behind a few of the statements, like as one performer’s desire for a president who “respects the constitution and doesn’t distract the American people with news stories that don’t matter to keep us from paying attention to things that they’re passing under the radar.”
Whatever you take away from it, just make sure it’s not anything that might influence your vote. Because that would make absolutely no sense.
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