There’s a ‘Rick and Morty’ Porn Parody, And You Need To See It

April O’Neil stars in ‘Dick and Morty.’

Knowing there’s nothing sexier than puns, porn companies keep making punny porn parodies based on movies and TV shows, and try their best to defile our favorite characters.

Remember the Power Rangers porn parody, Mighty Muffin Pounder Rangers? What about the Pokemon parody, Strokemon, starring Dickachu and SquirtHole? Ha ha, so funny.

And now, I present to you the newest addition to the porn parody family: an X-rated take on Rick and Morty.

Can you guess what it’s called? Something super witty and clever, probably, right?

Nah. It’s called Dick and Morty. I don’t think the writers tried very hard, but that’s OK.

The porno is brought to you by Wood Rocket, and stars some of your favorite porn stars, including April O’Neil, Vuko, and Leya Falcon. 

Here’s the plot: “When Morty Blows it again, Dick recruits ex-girlfriend Untitty to help him with his pickle. In the meantime, Beth eases the pain of her divorce with a little help from the genitals of Mr. Meesex and Birdperson.”

Untitty.

If you want to “get so squanch that you will touch your squanch until you squanch,” as the official press release promises, you can watch the porno on Wood Rocket and on PornHub, but not at work. Because it’s porn. 

H/T: EW