“I Had Sex In a Museum In the Middle of a Formal Event”

Brings new meaning to the phrase “exhibition.”


Ever have a story so hot it would be wrong not to share it with the rest of the world? We’re here to listen. Each week, we’ll bring you tempting tales from our readers that will definitely keep you up all night—in the best way possible. This time, Amanda* tells us about the time her date made a bold move that paid off.

Whoa, brave! How did that start?
We were at a formal event at a museum. It was casino themed, so everyone was wearing long dresses and tuxedos. There were gambling tables, a full buffet dinner, open bar, and a dance floor with a DJ. It was really fancy. 

So how did you get from dinner to…?
Well, my date and I had been drinking, flirting, and dancing all night. We were bound to hook up eventually. We just didn’t want to wait until we got home.

How did you sneak away?
We left the main area and went up to one of the security guards. I was pretty nervous, but I knew if it worked, it would be a once in a lifetime experience, so I knew I had to jump on the chance. My date was just really blunt with him, and asked if we could sneak into the museum. 

And the security guard was just totally cool with that?!
Yeah! He was so chill about it. He literally just turned around and let us walk by him. We were pretty shocked, honestly. It was a risky move, but totally worthwhile. 

Where did you go after that?
We went to a really dark hallway deep in the museum. We were kinda worried about getting caught on camera, so we didn’t want lights shining on us. Once we got there, everything just happened so fast.

How was it?
It was amazing. We had always had really great sex before, but this was just over the top. I was really caught up in the moment, and I couldn’t believe it was happening. It was even more exciting because we knew we could get caught. We shouldn’t have been doing it, but we didn’t really care. We made sure it was a quickie, though, because we wanted to get back before anyone noticed.

Did anyone wonder where you had snuck off to?
Honestly, no one even realized we were gone. Afterwards, we went back to the event and acted like nothing happened. But it kept us excited all night. Luckily, there were no witnesses that walked in on us. The only person who knew was the security guard. He actually fist bumped my date as we left the museum!

*Names  have been changed

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