I Went to a Club and Had Sex With the Bouncer
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Ever have a story so hot it would be wrong not to share it with the rest of the world? We’re here to listen. Each week, we’ll bring you tempting tales from our readers that will definitely keep you up all night—in the best way possible. This time, Brianna* tells us about the time she got a little extra security at her favorite bar.
Whoa, how did that happen?
My friends and I go to this one bar every weekend. It’s my favorite. I’ve always thought that the bouncer was really hot. He’s a muscular guy, but we had never spoken before. That night, I felt a little bold, so I started hanging out with him at the door.
How did he let you know he might be into it too?
He was teasing me and joking with me, and I started play-fighting with him, hitting him on the arm. It was getting pretty flirty. I figured that I finally had my chance to hook up with him.
Ha, brave move! How did it turn to hooking up?
We just started making out, right there. We didn’t want to get caught doing that outside though, so he took me to the guy’s bathroom.
We locked ourselves in a stall, and he lifted me up against the wall. I hiked up my skirt, and we went at it right there. But then people started coming into the bathroom and wondering what was going on. So we quickly got dressed and ran up to the roof.
That seems even more open! How was it up there?
It was actually a super nice night and the moon was out, so we could see what we were doing pretty well. We picked up right where we left off. It was totally spontaneous — I didn’t even have time to think about what we were doing. I was just so into it, and everything felt amazing. I couldn’t really believe it was even happening.
I’m amazed that you didn’t get caught!
Well… actually, one of the other bouncers saw us running up to the roof, and wasn’t sure what was happening. So he followed us up. We didn’t notice at first because we were, uh, pretty distracted, but then when we moved positions, I looked over and saw him standing there. It didn’t really feel weird at the time, we just laughed it off. Later we found out that he had seen everything!
That’s insane! Did anyone else find out?
When we were done, I went back downstairs to find my friend. I didn’t realize that my shirt was on inside out AND backwards, until my friends pointed it out.
So you were busted by a few people.
Yeah, they totally caught me! So I told them what happened, and they were shocked and thought it was really funny. We still joke about how crazy it was!
Have you and the bouncer kept in touch since?
Yeah, I actually hooked up with him like two weeks ago! We became friends, and we’ve kept hooking up. Now he’s a bartender there, so I never have an expensive bar tab. It’s never been awkward between us. But that one night was the most amazing experience — something we’ll never forget!
*Names have been changed