All You Horny Geeks Can’t Stop Searching for ‘Star Wars’ Porn

But really, who’s surprised?

Were you worried after reports surfaced that Disney might discontinue the iconic Princess Leia bikini that you’d no longer be able to sexualize Star Wars and/or women? Well, then, I have very good news for you. 

Porn! There are plenty of Star Wars porn parodies out there ripe for the jerking, but by the looks of things you probably already knew that. GameLink.com, which hosts many of those aforementioned parodies, reports a 500% increase in Star Wars-themed searches since Cyber Monday, leading up to the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

“Some of the top search terms used on GameLink.com over the past two weeks include ‘Star Wars XXX,’ ‘Jedi Porn,’ ‘Star Wars Porn,’ ‘Princess Leia Porn,’ and ‘Star Wars Women,'” the company said in a press release.

Jeff Dillon, the president of business development for GameLink’s parent company, eLine.com, tells Maxim that all Star Wars-related searches reached a total of 1,334,230 uniques. 

So. Lots of horny Lukes looking to see a little more of Leia.