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10 Things She’s Thinking While She’s Going Down On You

What's running through her head when she's giving head?
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We already gave you an inside look at what goes on in a woman’s head when you’re going down on her, but what about the things that runs through her mind when she’s the one taking a trip down south? 

Here’s a secret: most women love it when you go down on them a lot more than they like giving blowjobs, but we do it anyway because A) hey, it's a nice thing to do for someone you like, and B) we know you love it, and C) it's the fastest way to make sure you're reciprocating. But while she’s making magic with her mouth, you really should know what’s cooking in that head of hers.

“I am about to rock your world.”
Aside from the fact that she’s making you feel amazing, many women love giving head because it leaves them in full control of your sexuality. There’s a certain sense of power that comes from being in control of your pleasure, and believe us when we say, women are a big fan of that.

“Please tell me you showered today...and please be groomed.”
Cleanliness and hygiene are key when she’s going to put your penis in her mouth. Weird smells and effects of a similar kind are definitely not welcome, so please, remember to shower and groom if you’re expecting some love below the border.

“If you push my head down one more time, I swear to God I will smack your hand away.”
First of all, you shouldn’t be touching her head while she’s going down on you unless you’re stroking her hair lovingly. Aggressively pushing her head down and forcing her to take you deeper is not very sexy, and is actually a turn off for most women, so it’s best you retract your hands and grab your own hair, should you feel necessary.

“I really should have put my hair up.”
Loose, long hair + blowjob = hair in mouth. Not too enjoyable, considering she already has a dick in her mouth. That’s just one too many foreign objects at a time.

“I wonder if I look okay from this angle…”
Can you tell that she hasn’t washed her hair in 4 days? How many chins does she have from your viewpoint? Did she leave the stove on? All things that run through her mind.

“He’s moaning, he loves it. This is a porn star level blowjob. I would give myself a high five if my hands weren't full.”
Those little noises you make are music to her ears, because she knows you love what she’s doing. If you’re just sitting there in silence, save for the slurping sounds of her mouth on your junk, she won’t be able to tell if you’re enjoying it, and that’s bad. So go nuts. Moan, swear, gasp, be vocal.

"No teeth no teeth no teeth."
Please keep in mind that concealing all 32 teeth while focusing on pleasuring you isn’t the easiest task, considering all of the multitasking that’s going on. She’s bobbing up and down, swirling her tongue, using her hands, making eye contact, and trying to keep her lips over her teeth at all times…all while you’re in heaven.

“Do I touch his balls or nah? …definitely touch.”
She doesn’t want to leave the rest of your manhood without any love, but there’s also a small debate in her mind that’s trying to decide if you’re the type of guy who likes his family jewels polished. But she will take the risk, because hey, going back and forth for 10 minutes straight gets a little boring.

“Is this over yet?”
Come on, dude.

“You better return the favor, buddy.”
We know you don’t reciprocate oral sex as often as you should, but women are still hanging on to the hope that you’re going to go down on them next. It’s the least you can do.