Watch This Paratrooper Make an Epic Forest Landing

It’s man vs. trees when this Canadian paratrooper takes a scenic detour during a routine static-line jump.

Whether you’re in a combat zone or not, paratrooping is risky business – it’s even more so when thousands of extremely pointy trees are involved. Being accidentally dropped right into the middle of a dense coniferous forest ranks right up there with “landing in a pit of vipers” on the list of scenarios you’d rather avoid when jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. And judging by the stream of expletives spewing from this Canadian Paratrooper’s mouth, he fookin’ knows it, eh.