And then ask it to help you carry in your heavy groceries.
Warning: Unless you work in a gynecology clinic or a very open-minded gym, this video is probably NSFW. Why? Because it features a Russian woman lifting barbells with her vadge. Tatyana Kozhevnikova was born with a totally normal, average-strength vagina that could maybe lift a small-town phone book in a pinch. But after "20 years of vigorous training," her hoo-ha can now lift 31 pounds, the weight equivalent of 4 gallons of milk. Watch as she inserts a wooden egg thingie into her nether regions, attaches it to two barbells, and then lifts. Perhaps it will inspire your lazy crotch to finally hit the gym.
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