Winner of The Week: Health and Love

Finally, the right to live a long and prosperous life.

The courts system is hardly the sexiest branch of government, but this week, the Supreme Court took a very healthy and decisive (and pretty hot) move towards forever securing the rights to affordable healthcare and marrying whomever you so choose.

No matter where you fall on the political spectrum, it’s undeniable that the “Winners of the Week” were those who support Medicaid expansion, affordable healthcare options, and getting to marry someone of the same gender. If you’re opposed to that, this was a bad week. You are the losers of the week, which is tough, but consider this — Ted 2 is now in theaters, a film that features both misogyny and racism, so you can bury your sorrows in that absolute piece of filth.

So go forth lovers of vitality and the right to formalize your love in the eyes of the state, this is your weekend. Literally, this is your weekend

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