Woman Beats Up Boyfriend Over Bad Sex

And you thought the worst part of leaving her unsatisfied was that she’d tell her friends.

And you thought the worst part of leaving her unsatisfied was that she’d tell her friends.



Photo Credit: Manatee County Sheriff’s Office

It was reported this week that 24-year-old Raquel Gonzalez was arrested after she put the smackdown on her live-in boyfriend, Esric Davis, 30. The couple, who live in Florida (of course), were apparently getting it on, when Davis climaxed first, leaving Gonzalez unsatisfied. That’s when the trouble started.


Enraged at being denied an orgasm, Gonzalez began hitting and scratching Davis, resulting in visible marks near his eyes and nose. According to the Manatee County Sheriff’s report (obtained by The Smoking Gun), Davis told police that Gonzalez “has many issues from her past and ‘goes off’ frequently”—though presumably, if she’s always so pissed, she doesn’t get off quite as often.


The police report also suggests that alcohol may have been a factor. Yeah, no shit.


Let’s just hope this doesn’t become a standard practice among sexually unsatisfied women; if it does, we’re going to have a lot of black eyes to explain away.

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