Here’s What Really Turns Women On, According To Her Zodiac Sign
Does she like romance, or does she like it rough? Her sign says it all.
Ever wondered what the woman you’re chatting to at the bar is like in bed? Of course you have! Well, you’re in luck, because there’s an easy way to find out.
Sure, you can take her home and find out firsthand how her sex game is, but there’s a faster way than that, in case you were wondering. All you need to do is ask what her zodiac sign is.
If you believe in astrology and pseudoscience, you already know that your sign says a lot about you, from the way you behave in everyday life, to the type of career you’d be good at. But it also says a lot about how a person is in bed. Who knew?
So, the next time you’re dropping a lame pickup line on a nice lady at the bar, stick with “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?” because if it miraculously works and you end up going home with her, you’ll have a pretty good idea beforehand if she’s a freak, or if she’s really emotional and cries after sex, so you know if you should go ahead and have sex with her, or if you should politely excuse yourself and go home.
Aquarius
The biggest turn on for an Aquarius is spontaneous, passionate romance, so you never know what’s going to happen when you’re hooking up with one. They’re very open to new experiences, so don’t be too shocked if she suggests you have a threesome with the bartender, or if she asks to stick something up your butt.
Pisces
First of all, you should know that Pisces’ tend to be very generous in all areas of life, including sexually. And that’s a very good thing, because you’ll be left feeling very satisfied after having sex with a Pisces. Yay!
Now, you should also know that this sign rules the feet, so it’s common for a Pisces to have a foot fetish and want to lick your toes, or something. So, if you’re getting lucky with a Pisces and she makes a swift beeline for your feet, don’t be alarmed. She was simply born with the love of feet in her heart.
Aries
Aries is ruled by Mars, the action planet of the zodiac, meaning an Aries is daring, energetic, and very open to different things—especially high adrenaline experiences. That’s why they like it rough, with some freaky Fifty Shades-style kink, spanking, and maybe even some butt stuff.
That said, if you end up in bed with an Aries, prepare yourself, my friend. You’re in for a wild ride.
Taurus
A Taurus craves sensuality and a romantic atmosphere during sex, so maybe it’s wise to invest in some scented candles to light when things start to get hot and heavy. Vanilla is always a good choice for the boudoir, because vanilla is sexy.
And speaking of vanilla, you know what else turns a Taurus on? Food. You know, some chocolate, whipped cream, perhaps a pizza… you get the idea.
Gemini
Geminis are known to be witty motor-mouths, so prepare yourself for a lot of talking during sex. But guess what? This also means that they’re very good at talking dirty. And who doesn’t love dirty talk?
And due to their quick wit and love of mental stimulation, Geminis love switching positions often, as well as fast jackhammer sex that leaves both of you completely exhausted. Good times, good times.
Cancer
Cancer is the most emotional sign in the zodiac, which can either be a good thing, or a bad thing. It’s good because they get super turned on when they feel safe and loved, and that in itself is just really sweet and heartwarming. It’s bad, however, because she might cry or something during sex, and that’s kind of a turn off for a lot of dudes.
But anyway, Cancers love romance, sensual touching, and cutesy role-playing, like a nurse, maid, or flight attendant dress up. And that’s always fun, if you’re into it.
Leo
A Leo loves passionate, animalistic sex, with lots of teasing, scratching, biting, and hair pulling. Especially if it’s outdoors, like on the beach, or in a nice field of flowers or corn, or something.
However, you should also know that a Leo craves attention and gets really salty when the world doesn’t revolve around them, so make sure to pay attention to her womanly needs.
Virgo
Don’t be fooled by the name of this sign—Virgo the Virgin isn’t a shy little virgin at all. In bed, a Virgo loves being the submissive, with sexy role-play, restraints, and blindfolds. And to most people, a sensual submissive is hard to pass up.
Libra
Libras are classy as fuck and enjoy the finer things in life, so obviously, their fantasies are equally sophisticated. For instance, a Libra would be absolutely titillated by leather and lace, and some light kink courtesy of a solid gold dildo, like this one. Bonus points if you have a Charles Dickens book on your nightstand.
That said, envelop your Libra lady in sexual luxury. Take her to a 5-star hotel, pop a bottle of champagne, and whisper Hemingway quotes in her ear before making sexy, sophisticated love to her.
Scorpio
Scorpios are notorious for being heartless sociopaths, but it doesn’t matter, because they are really, really good in bed—if you can get past their “hump and dump” mindset, that is.
If you ever hook up with a Scorpio, you should know that they’re turned on by mystery, which can be anything from masks in the bedroom, to semi-public sex in an alleyway. I’m not even a Scorpio, but dark, mysterious sex sounds really hot.
Sagittarius
A Sagittarius is basically the master of seduction, so you already know the sex is going to be amazing. They’re extremely passionate, and they want nothing short of the best sex a man can offer.
But here’s the thing—a Sagittarius woman doesn’t want to be tied down, so her love affairs might be short lived. But still, as short as the affair might be, it’s going to be hot and heavy, so it’s still good.
Capricorn
Capricorns are dominant people, and they aim to please their partner in any way possible. So yeah, they just might be the sexual MVPs. But here’s the kicker – it takes them a little while to warm up and get ready to rock, but it’s well worth the time and effort.
Oh, and they’re also into freaky stuff like choking, spanking, and having sex with older people, so there’s that.
Well, there you have it. Everything you need to know about a woman and her zodiac sign. Good luck, my dudes.
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