Well, folks, it's that time of year again. It's almost Halloween, which means little kids will go trick-or-treating and eat candy until they puke, grown-ass superhero geeks will dress up like Avengers characters, and certain women will morph into sexed-up versions of zoo animals and inanimate objects. Fun!
Sometimes, those sexy, skimpy costumes are incredibly hot. Like this:
But other times, they just make you scratch your head and say, "What the fuck??? Who came up with this? And why did you buy it?"
Lucky for you, we rounded up some of the sexiest, weirdest, funniest, what-the-fuck-iest costumes out there, so you can really look forward to October 31st this year.
1. Sexy Harambe:
Dicks out for Harambe! You should have expected a Harambe costume this Halloween season considering the insane number of Harambe memes floating around the internet.
2. Sexy Minions:
As if seeing these little shits everywhere wasn't bad enough, now you'll see the sexualized version on drunk girls this Halloween. Oh, joy!
3. Sexy hamburger:
"You want some fries with that?"
4. Sexy french fries:
Indeed I do!
5. Sexy Hamburglar:
I don’t know about you, but I don’t find it too sexy when someone steals my hamburger. Watch out, sexy hamburger.
6. Sexy jar of salsa:
Hot and spicy!
7. Sexy carrot:
For anyone who has a carrot fetish.
8. Sexy ear of corn:
"Then plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep."
– Benjamin Franklin
9. Sexy Cyanide:
Nine out of ten experts agree that toxic heavy metals are definitely not sexy. But someone dressed up as one is. Kind of.
10. Sexy crayon:
"Show me your rocket, Captain. It's time for takeoff," Astronaughty probably says.
12. Sexy bathtub:
Just turn her knobs (located on each nipple) to get wet and wild!
13. Sexy flamingo:
14. Sexy Willy Wonka:
You don't need a golden ticket to enter her chocolate factory, if you know what I mean.
15. Sexy Ronald McDonald:
I’m lovin’ it...? Nah, I'm not. I'm not lovin' it.
16. Sexy Hulk Hogan:
“Hulkamania is running wild, Brother.”
17. Sexy Ho Hos:
Just a Hostess snack cake looking for some cream filling.
18. And last but not least, the super sexy vagina mask:
AAH. No. NOPE. I'm done. Goodbye.
Happy Halloween, folks. Stay safe out there.