This Horny Couple Got Busted For Having Sex at Home Depot AND Kohl's, So There's Definitely a Cleanup in Aisle 3

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(Jonesboro Police Dept.)

(Jonesboro Police Dept.)

Listen, there’s nothing wrong with amateur porn, and the majority of people seem to love it. I mean, a homemade sex tape? Awesome.

It is, however, wrong and very much illegal to film a porno in a busy public place, such as the appliances section of Home Depot, as one horny couple from Arkansas did.

30-year old Leslie Sessions and 37-year old Derek Calloway were arrested back in July and charged with nine felonies, including public display of hard-core sexual conduct and promoting an obscene performance, because the police caught on that their X-rated home videos were being filmed in stores, including Home Depot, Kohl’s, and Cheddar’s restaurant.

Apparently, cops were tipped that Sessions and Calloway were recording porn in public, and after watching one of the videos, they were like “Yup. That’s a nice fridge. That's definitely Home Depot.”

Police say some of the steamy scenes include Sessions masturbating under the table in a Cheddar’s restaurant, using a sex toy on herself in the Home Depot parking lot and in the appliances section, as well as having sex in the dressing room at Kohl’s.

Oh, man. All I can think about are the sweet little grannies shopping for underwear and Rachael Ray pasta pots at Kohl’s while there’s a porno being filmed 3 aisles over. I can't stop laughing.

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Police say the happy couple sells their amateur porn on Twitter, and their films earn them around $1,000 a month…but not anymore. I highly doubt they're going to continue their naughty side gig any longer.

Some of Calloway’s charges include being the cameraman for a bunch of public pornos, and participating in a sex act at a nature preserve. Both Sessions and Calloway are free on bail at the moment, and have pleaded not guilty.

If convicted, each could face up to six years in prison, and a $10,000 fine on each count. Yikes.

And since news broke of their arrest, the couple has been quite popular on Facebook, and Calloway posted a status saying: “I have never seen so many friend requests in my life. Wow.”

“Homie, you’re a star,” his friend responded.

A star indeed. Well done, you two. I will never see Home Depot or Kohl’s the same again.

H/T: The Smoking Gun