If you delight in receiving pitying looks from strangers while wiping buffalo sauce from your face, America's favorite breast and wing mecca—Hooters—has an offer you won't be able to refuse.
On February 14, Hooters welcomes you to bring along physical photos of ex lovers, which may require a hasty trip to Kinko's beforehand. If you order 10 chicken wings and then tear up, or burn, said photo on the spot, you'll get an additional 10 boneless wings, in any of the signature 17 sauces or dry rubs, on the house. If the "Shred 'Em and Forget 'Em" charade weren't pitiful enough, helpful "Hooters girls" will be on standby to help guests destroy their photos.
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Or wing enthusiasts can mourn the loss of their disastrous person lives in private, uploading their photos online and filling out the "Shred Your Ex" quiz on Hooters' website for their 10-wing coupon.
Last year, more than 25,000 broken-hearted Americans shredded their exes online, and most who trekked to Hooters opted to burn their photos. Astonishingly, everyone who participated immediately got over their exes and turned their lives around.