Man With Bionic Penis Will Have to Wait Even Longer to Have Sex

Life is cruel… when you have robo-junk.

Maxim recently shared some very positive news: a 43-year-old man fitted with a functioning, bionic penis had finally arranged to lose his virginity.

Mohammed Abad suffered a tragic accident at the age of six when he was hit by a car and his penis was—get ready for it—ripped off. The accident consigned Abad to a sexless existence until 2012, when he was outfitted with the souped-up robo-junk which he planned to use in 2016.

Abad, however, has new challenges to face.

Days after announcing to the media that “award-winning” dominatrix Charlotte Rose was to swipe his V-card, Abad was in another wreck, riding shotgun in a BMW when it collided with another vehicle. Abad was treated for a broken ankle, two deep head wounds, and a concussion. Luckily, his robotic appendage is a-okay.

But his approaching “appointment” had to be called off.

There is good news, however. Abad announced that his encounter with Ms. Rose was simply pushed to a later date. Even better, he is staying in good spirits, despite the cruel nature of the Universe. “I have waited long enough so another couple of weeks won’t make much difference,” he told The Sun. “I just want to get better and then take it from there. I am in touch with Charlotte.”

Maxim will update you when his bionic instrument finally goes the distance.

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h/t The Sun