According to a Shameful New Study, Half of All Men Don’t Know Where the Vagina Is Located
Hello, gentlemen. I need you to pay real close attention right now, because we’re going to talk about something very important and very dear to all of us: vaginas.
You love them. I love them. Everyone loves them. Those glorious banana baskets are literally the secret to humanity.
But according to a new survey, it would appear as though half of you dudes out there wouldn’t be able to correctly identify a vagina even if it came up and slapped you in the face. You simply don’t know where it is.
The survey, conducted by the website The Eve Appeal, in honor of Gynecological Cancer Awareness Month, asked 1,000 men to identify the vagina on a diagram of the female reproductive system, and of those men, only 500 correctly labeled it.
That’s half. Only half of men know where the vagina is.
In all fairness, no one expects the average man to know everything about female anatomy, but the vagina? Come. On.
The vagina is the place you like to put your penis…the least you can do is know where it is.
Let’s see if you can find it right now. I’ll make it really easy and use a diagram that already has everything labeled. Fellas, point to your screen where the vagina is.
Did you get it right? Great! Gold star for you.
If this is new information for you and you thought the vagina was located outside of the body, the only thing I can say is that I’m glad you’re learning now. Better late than never.
Many men (and some women, even) have a habit of confusing the vagina with the vulva, which is everything you see when you look at a woman’s bits. You know, all of the outside parts. The part that you actually have sex with, located inside of her, is the vagina.
“The alarming results of this survey highlight the need for better sex education,” says Janice Rymer of the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, low key throwing shade on all the dudes who don’t know where the vagina is.
Well, what can I say? If you weren’t entirely sure where the vagina is located, now you know. Please pass this important message along to anyone who might need a little help with female anatomy.
H/T: New York Post