If you want to drink your body weight in hard liquor, bathe in cocaine, have sex with 60 prostitutes, and black out so hard this New Year’s that you don’t even know if you’re dead or alive, I have the perfect party for you.
The Colombian “Sex Island” vacation firm, a.k.a. the same one that hosted an outrageously raunchy four-day sex and cocaine bender in the fall, is organizing yet another four-day fuckfest full of booze, drugs, and prostitutes, to ring in the new year in the most ungodly way possible.
30 lucky guests who are willing to exchange $5,000 for a 4-day blackout will spend their New Year’s and the first few days of 2018 on a private and secret island in the Caribbean, and will have access to "two girls each day for unlimited amounts of sex," in addition to more cocaine and alcohol than they know what to do with.
The vacation package promises "incredible surprise sexual events, including partying on our luxury yacht, live sex shows," and tons of food, which, judging from the promotional video, will be eaten off naked prostitutes. No plates here! All natural, baby.
The organizers of the retreat, the Good Girls Company, told The Sun that the event "will be the most exciting New Year's party in the world.” Uh, yeah, I believe it.
"There will be 60 girls to choose from... At any moment you can switch girls with the other 30 guests,” the website reads. Ooh, so tempting.
"If you have any special desires or fantasies, inform the host or the girls and they will make sure to fulfill them. All our girls are tested and free of any sexual diseases. There is a strict condom usage policy, and we have an unlimited amount of condoms."
And according to a spokesperson for Good Girls Company, previous guests have included New York bankers and business tycoons from the Middle East, and the organizers even revealed to The Mirror that an unnamed “high profile British pop star” who has a bunch of “number one hits" was also supposedly in attendance.
Think you might want to join in? You better act fast, because there are only a small handful of spots left! Get your tickets here.
H/T: The Sun