This Guy’s Brutally Honest Answer About What He’d Do With His Powerball Winnings Is Hysterical

We can’t stop laughing.

In case you didn’t hear, nobody won Wednesday’s massive Powerball jackpot, which means the potential winnings are now at an estimated $675 million, the largest lottery prize in U.S. history according to NBC News. That’s a lot of moolah.

What would you do if you won? Buy a house? Set up a college fund? Give it to charity? When one New York man was asked by Fox 5 NY what he’d do with his winnings, he gave a brutally honest and brutally hysterical answer: “a bunch of hookers and cocaine.”

Boy, that sounds familiar: 

Party on, mystery man. You’re the id of this great nation, and we love you for it.

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Jared Keller