The seemingly most important news the world has been talking about this week is the official royal engagement of Prince Harry of Wales to Meghan Markle of Suits.
It's always a big deal when a royal gets engaged, but there just might be something a little extra interesting about this particular engagement, because Prince Harry, a member of the British royal family, is getting married to an American.
Knowing the history of British-American relations, this brute fact is like crack for conspiracy theorists, who have been having a field day on Twitter, suggesting that Meghan has given Prince Harry, and consequently the UK, a magical opportunity to take back control of the U.S.
Greg Pollowitz, an editor at Twitchy.com, first threw the idea out there with this tweet:
Woowwwww. Could it be true? Sneaky sneaky!
Others were quick to respond:
Sooo...the royal engagement could be one of two things: The happy couple is actually in love and there's nothing fishy going on whatsoever, or it's all an elaborate ruse to reclaim America or at least strengthen British-American relations, or something.
Since we can't trust anything in the world, it totally might be the latter. Who knows?
Stay woke, kids.