The Controversial ‘Sex Island’ Cruise Is Making a Comeback

Would you go?

Good Girls Co./Youtube Screengrab

A tropical cruise that just happens to provide drugs and prostitutes in abundance had an inexplicably difficult time getting off the ground in 2017. Youtube even removed its videos.

Well, the “Sex Island” cruise is back, baby, and it’s ready to make your holiday season with fun and relentless screwing on the high seas, Dec. 14 through Dec. 17. Purchase it for your favorite completely debauched buddy today.

The whole thing is organized by the tastemakers at Good Girl Company. They also produced a tantalizing promotional video that’s sure to attract customers who love wasting perfectly good champagne on prostitutes’ boobs.

Here’s further information about the tour package from the website,, original hilarious misspellings included:

The even is in our private island. Enjoy de company of 60 beautiful latina girls, 2 hot DJ’s streaming the most exiting music all day and night, and a drug friendly environment. All the girls are here to please you and make you feel like a king, if you have any special fantasy make sure to inform the host, or the girls and they will make sure to bring them to life.

All our girls are tested and free of any sexual disease. There is also a very strict condom policy rule, and of course and unlimited amount of condoms. Party with our girls in our luxury yacht, have fun with jet skis, volleyball court, and of course breathtaking beaches in our sex island.

Who wouldn’t at least be interested in an even(t) like this? 

” tml-render-layout=”inline

But wait, there’s more. Guests receive “Unlimited sex with 2 girls per day,” and “switching girls with other guests is permitted.” Because sharing is caring.

The package additionally includes all “meals and snacks, free alcohol, airport pick up and drop off, yacht parties, bedrooms with showers, closets, air conditioning, wifi, and unlimited amount of condoms.” Man, they really want to be sure customers know about those condoms. The Mirror reports there are also live sex shows

” tml-render-layout=”inline

Considering what’s available, the tickets are a surprisingly cheap $6000 for each of the 30 guests allowed. As to where all this festive f*cking takes place, hashtags used with photos on the company’s Instagram include #sexislandcartagena. Cartagena is a seaport on the Caribbean.

Cartagena has also historically been home to some pretty vicious drug cartels. Those are fading, losing influence in the country at large, but still—in Colombia, a drug-friendly sex cruise seems like it might just come with some (hidden and deadly) strings attached. But at least there will be those “unlimited condoms.”