Some Chump Booked Six Dates at Once, And the Women Joined Forces to Roast Him On a Viral Twitter Thread
Don’t be this guy.
A woman from Washington D.C., Lisette Pylant, just tweeted out her nightmare date—that quickly turned into a brilliant revenge saga.
While on a blind date at a bar, Pylant realized that she had been double-booked when his second date showed up an hour later. In short order, a third showed up, and the women completely turned the tables.
This guy was angling to set up his own episode of The Bachelor but wound up in a remake of John Tucker Must Die.
Thread alert: so I go on what I think might be a date with a guy my friends set me up on on my birthday (yes it's a bit hazy).
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
We meet up at a bar my friend works at. Said friend proceeds to text me telling me this guy sucks and I should run
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
I show up and he sucks but I figure I'll stay because my friends are working at the bar
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
So 45 mins in his next date shows up because he double books himslef and he decides he's going to friendzone me to get out of the situation
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
I decide to play the friend in order to help the girl feel less awkward until he exits for a moment and then I tell her what's up
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
We'll call this girl katie – katie gets in on my quest to make this guy feel like the fucjboy he clearly is and we chat for 30 mins
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
Then the third girl shows up – we'll call her Riley. The guy leaves again and Riley, katie, and I team up and decide to JT Must Die this sit
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
He has a "temporary" cane he refers to as his "pimp cane" so maybe
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
The two girls and I have now gotten both bartenders and the bouncer in on this and are taking this guy for all he's worth over here
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
He's now explaining why he broke up with his ex and Riley asked if he also met her on a "group date" 😂
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
Don't worry – we already asked if there's going to be a rose ceremony
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
The two girls and I decided to be best friends, left together to go get drinks and dinner at another bar and left homeboy with the bill 👌🏽
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
The end
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
But it didn’t end there. Two more dates turned up, which just made Pylant’s revenge all the more sweet.
JK ITS NOT OVER! The bartender just texted us to tell us homeboy is on another date so I sent my friend over to retrieve his 8pm date
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
I'm stealing his dates and making them my friends and I'm SO HERE FOR IT pic.twitter.com/88iqDi6mfX
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
We're now all hanging out at another bar together pic.twitter.com/jasDbaDQCL
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
You guys girl number FIVE just showed up BEFORE going to meet him because my friends intercepted her and told her not to waste her time
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
My friend is now arguing with said guy and his current date (#4) about why she shouldn't waste her time and just leave
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
MRS. STEAL YOUR GIRL OVER HERE pic.twitter.com/27rY4QJ1EF
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
YA'LL (well call her allie) Allie hasn't actually met him yet & is now baiting him that she's still on her way but we've already stolen her
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
We've gotten girl #4 (we'll call her claire) to come over once she finishes her date so she can debrief with us. Can someone bring a 🌹?
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
This is Dangerous Liaisons for the Tinder age.