Spring Break knockout videos are at once repulsive and oddly fascinating. It's not like we really want to watch boozed-up children punch each other unconscious on the beach, but we're not always gonna pretend they don't exist, either.
This latest KO video features a sweet-faced Selena Gomez lookalike delivering a brutal one-punch nap to a yappy blonde in a bikini who just won't stop talking smack as the camera rolls in South Padre Island, Texas.
Watch it here to see what we mean--don't worry, it won't take long:
Sweet Jesus. This is what happens when you mess with a girl in a Red Sox jersey, I guess? Things take a turn for the weird when another bikini-clad wild child decides to callously twerk over the knock out victim's body. What in the actual fuck?
We certainly hope that slumbering blonde was OK, and perhaps she learned a valuable lesson courtesy of that viral Twitter clip.
Maybe don't mess with seething, clenched-fisted Selena Gomez doppelgangers wearing Red Sox jerseys on the beach?
Yeah, that sounds about right.