SYTYARM? (So You Think You're a Real Man?) We'll just see about that. Prove it with our guide for macho-ing up Easter.
What you'll need: Weapons, hounds, and optional horses. Maybe some booze and snacks too.
Manliness Scale (1-10): 8
Have An Egg-Eating Challenge
What you'll need: A stove and pot to boil your eggs, a dozen eggs per person, and two or more participants.
Manliness Points: 4
Even Better: Have A Chocolate Egg-Eating Contest
What you'll need: Chocolate eggs, a strong stomach.
Manliness Points: 8, because this seems more difficult than the dozen eggs.
Cook a Lamb On a Spit
What you'll need: A whole crap-ton of stuff! Check out step-by-step instructions.
Manliness Points: 9
Do the Cinnamon Challenge and Chubby Bunny AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.
What you'll need:
Manliness Points: 8, if executed perfectly.
Make Sexy Easter Eggs!
What You'll Need: Eggs, scissors, glue, and these handy dandy cut-outs.
Manliness Points: 5, because at least it's sexy.