Here are some of the weirdest walks from around the world.
Dance of the Giglio
From the hill towns of Italy to the streets of Brooklyn, 125 guidos raise a papier mâché tower to celebrate tracksuits, hair gel, and Saint Paolina of Nola.
Every June, Coney Island is beset by buxom aqua-fetishists. We prefer our Coney Island freaks pinheaded, tiny, or bearded, thank you very much.
St. Patrick’s Day Parade
The only day that sees more puke on New York City’s sidewalks than New Year’s Eve. Oh, look, a regurgitated four-leaf clover!
Some Londoners hit the streets in December to decry vaginal rejuvenation (i.e., lady-part surgery). We’ve never seen a vagina in person, so we can’t take a stand.
No, not the walk of shame—these marches are a feminist celebration of women’s sexuality! They really need a float at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Naked Bike Ride
OK, so this is technically not a march, walk, or procession, but as a rule we’re all for nudity, so we’ll make an exception. (Although the image above has us reconsidering.)